🙇‍♀️ I Am Smol Asian Girl

𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉 chubby thighs
no need for skincare
genes good n bã̵͕̤d̸̙͓̿ n in-betwe̸̡̍eņ̴̔
with a lil too much hair 🤨

i like to wear my pusheen backpack
and eat häagen dazs when it snows
i wear skirts in the winter ❆
even though it’s fucking cold ☃

i hate playing tug-of-war
with my brain’s fixation on numb3r5
i snuck out of my house
in middle school to pay for pixels

i despise smells that remind me
of the rabbit dissection lab in 12th grade
i vibratoed to elvis presley
at my chemistry teacher’s wedding ♪

i like hydrangeas cos they look fluffy
like cottoncandy28, my fantage username
aka squishybunni aka 冰激凌 aka faithnlove34
5678910⊶𝟞𝟡

i am good at retrosynthesis
that sounded like an affirmation
but it’s true, believe me
ask my orgo teacher if u want

i cut my finger on a plant in a playground
“为什么你不会写你的名字？”
where we made cakes out of charcoal
“你是更喜欢中国还是美国啊？”

i ate green pea scallion twists from fay da
did u know they used to be $0.70
i like the coconut cream buns
and 肉松包 which i thought looked hairy as a kid

i don’t like coke
nor do i do coke
i don’t like dr pepper, hot tamales
teletubbies, and care bears

i like it when my
eyeliner is winged like a warped triangle
i like mint turquoise and pastel pink
and black and white kinks

i let my superstitions get the best of me
little jingling kittens followed me everywhere
beneath drawers, on my backpack, in my pocket
everywhere i went

i stopped keeping track of my hair colors
countless tabs of manic panic, sparks, adore
yes these words describe me well, but
they’re hair dye brands, in case you couldn’t tell

that’s enough of me
now tell me a bit about yourself, pretty stranger ♡